Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Jammin With Bacon



Best imitation bacon uses I’ve found this week:










Over the weekend I experimented in my laboratory, ugh, I mean kitchen and developed this sweet concoction.  It isn’t pretty, and it might sound strange or weird.  But let’s embrace the bizarre and peculiar, and explore BACON JAM!

This is the most concentrated form of bacon I have ever experienced.  It’s got a rich, smoky, porky flavor with a sweet and salty finish.  I found it best on buttered toast, or toasted corn muffin, however, there are many uses, so experiment and enjoy!

  • Put it on your breakfast toast/muffin/bagel over butter or cream cheese
  • Spread it thickly on buns for a twist on burgers.
  • Livin up your grilled cheese sandwiches by spreading it on bread before adding the cheese.
  • stir a spoonful into your favorite brownie or cookie batter before baking
  • Make an awesome BLT sandwich
  •  Or try it on chicken - slice a chicken breast in half, and put the bacon jam on the inside of the chicken, add a piece of Swiss cheese, fold back, and bake in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.



They say that “Forbidden Fruit creates many jams”, but I’d like to add that it can also create Bacon Jam.  What a perfect expression of Bacon! 



Bacon Jam
1 and ½ pounds of Bacon, cut crosswise into 1-inch pieces

2 medium yellow onions

3 garlic cloves, smashed and peeled

½ cup of cider vinegar

¾ cup packed dark-brown sugar

½ cup pure maple syrup

¾ cup of brewed coffee

2 tbsp honey



In a large skillet, cook bacon over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until fat is rendered and bacon is lightly browned, about 15 minutes or so.  With a slotted spoon, transfer bacon to paper towels to drain.  Pour off all but 1 tablespoon of bacon fat from the skillet (reserve rest for future use); add onions, garlic and cook until onions are translucent (about 6 minutes).  Add vinegar, brown sugar, maple syrup and coffee and bring to a boil, stirring often (about 2 minutes).  Add bacon in and stir to combine.



Transfer mixture to a 6-quart slow cooker and cook on high, uncovered until liquid is syrupy, 3 and ½ to 4 hours.  Transfer to a food processor; pulse until coarsely chopped.  Let cool then refrigerate in airtight containers up to 4 weeks. This recipe yields two 6-ounce jars of bacon jam.




Saturday, February 2, 2013

Rodents-of-Unusual-Size with Meteorology Degrees



Hello bacon lovers!  In case you didn’t know today is GROUNDHOG DAY!  Yes, that day where Rodents-of-Unusual-Size use their divine powers to see the future of American weather for the next 6-weeks with their degrees in meteorology.  In case you were wondering the Groundhog did NOT see his shadow in old Punxsutawney, PA, which means we are lucky enough to expect an early spring.   This appears to be a simple American superstition, as I have heard of no other Rodents-of-Unusual-Size predicting future weather conditions in other countries.  

Why do the Groundhogs limit their ability to one day of the year?  Why do they only predict the onslaught of spring?  I think that studies should be developed to see if Groundhogs can use their predictions for the good of mankind.  For instance, tomorrow’s winners and the final score for the 2013 Super Bowl.  Maybe these mystical marmots could have predicted the impending Bacon Shortage? (Personally, I’m taking the Ron Swanson approach to the upcoming predicted pandemic of bacon.  Check out the video here)  In my opinion, I think that we are under utilizing the groundhog’s future-telling potential.

So whether you believe the rodent or not, get out and enjoy the winter.  I’m Alaskan, so I’m waiting for the perfect snowfall to build my Calvin and Hobbes inspired Snowman House of Horror! And maybe take my son sledding…




Speaking of Calvin & Hobbes…Did you know that there is a new comic strip with a grown up Calvin with his daughter Bacon (only Calvin would name his child Bacon).  You can check out the strip here.


This was a fun little experiment that you can do with the children in your life (big and small)

 

See-Your-Shadow Bacony Breakfast Stacks

2 slices of your preferred bread
2-3 eggs
¼ cup milk
¼ cup shredded cheddar cheese (or whatever you prefer)
3-4 slices of bacon (crumbled)
1 tbsp butter (melted)
Salt
Pepper

Cook the bacon your preferred method (pan fry, oven baked or microwaved).  Drain on paper towel.  Crumble.  Mix eggs in a bowl with the milk, salt and pepper.  In a pan, cook the egg mixture (scrambled style).  Take a slice bread and roll it very flat with a rolling pin.  Sprinkle with cheese, place a layer of eggs on top and some of the bacon crumbles, then roll the bread up.  Brush with butter.  Slice with a knife into sections and then stack.  Sprinkle with crumbled bacon.  Take it outside, check for shadows!  (**Doesn’t matter if you see the shadow or not, as the See-Your-Shadow Breakfast Stacks will cast no shadow in your belly after you’ve devoured them!**)

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Everything’s coming up Milhouse, err, Bacon!



This past week in the realm of bacon has been fantastic.  I scored another deal on Maple Bacon Coffee from Boca Java, so I ordered more; my husband actually thanked me for my fascination with the Meat Candy, as he hasn’t eaten so well, in well ever (he’s been my guinea pig on all of my bacon-inspired recipes, and is apparently really upset about that); this little blog here has gotten a little cult following from all over the world, including Australia, Germany, UK and Estonia; and to top it all off, my awesome cousin Heather sent me an Bacon Care Package, full of bacon candy and bacon oral health tools (floss and toothpicks).  Everything’s coming up Milhouse, err, Bacon!


So the care package got me thinking about all the weird bacon novelty products out there.  For me, it all started when friends of ours gave us Maple Bacon Lollipops for Christmas one year.  At first I was taken aback…I mean, candy bacon?  How good could it be?  Since that little taste of salty/sweet goodness, I was sold on the concept of Novelty Bacon.  Those lollipops have been the standard of Bacon Epic-ness to which I judge all other novelty bacon products.  The lollypops were from a company called Lollyphile.  Check them out!  However, not all novelty bacon products are created equal, as I’ve warned before.  Case in point, Bacon Candy Canes.  They neither taste like bacon nor candy.  They were a far cry from the lollypops, and just not edible in my book.

In response to the Bacon Lollipops we received from our friends, we in turn gave them a Bacon novelty item for Christmas…Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure.  A meat-based Bacon Board Game. The concept of the game is to get your little Bacon character through Meatland and into the frying pan, navigating through the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland, and the Sausage Sea.  It’s Meat-Candy Land!  Fun for all ages! 

If you’re a poet, or know one, you might be interested in the Bacon Addition of Fridge poetry.  Maybe you smell…try Bacon Perfume.  And if you just want a neat place to store all that excess cash you’re not spending on purchasing bacon, try a bacon wallet.

The novelty of bacon is fun, but it can’t hold a candle to the real thing.  This post’s recipe is one of my all time favorites.  It reminds me of my grandmother (as she made these for all holiday meals growing up).  I took a spin on her recipe and added bacon.  Hope you enjoy them.  The rolls alone, without the bacon are Out-Of-This-World!!!



Mimi’s Sweet Rolls with Bacon

You can use any regular dinner roll recipe you have, however, I like to stick to her original recipe.  She used Pillsbury’s Hot Roll Mix, found in your baking aisle at your local grocery store.  It’s a blue box with a Cinnamon Roll on it.

1 Box of Pillsbury Hot Roll Mix
1 Egg
2 tbsp softened butter
1 cup hot water (between 120 degrees and 130 degrees Fahrenheit)
4-6 slices of bacon
1 & ½ sticks of butter
1 cup of packed brown sugar
2 tbsp of honey

Cook the bacon.  Whether it be fried in a pan, baked in the oven, or nuked in the microwave….we need cooked bacon.  Once cooked, drain on a paper towel, and then break down into small pieces.

For the rolls, combine the flour mix with the packet of yeast, 1 egg, 2 tbsp of soft butter and 1 cup of hot water.  Mix to incorporate the dough then let it rest for 5 minutes.

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.  While dough is resting, in a small saucepan, melt 1 & ½ sticks of butter.  Once melted, over medium heat, add brown sugar and honey, and bring to a slow boil.  It’s important to stir this gooey concoction frequently, as we do not want the sugar to burn.  You only need to cook it long enough to incorporate the butter, honey and sugar. 

After the dough has rested for 5 minutes, grease a muffin pan and put about a tsp of bacon pieces down, then a couple of tbsps of the caramel sugar topping, in the muffin tin.  Shape the dough into little balls, place on top of the sugary topping, cover and let rise 30 minutes.

Once the rolls have risen, then pop them into the oven for 15-20 minutes.  Once a nice golden color is reached on the rolls, pull them out and turn them over onto waxed paper or parchment paper to cool.  You may need to use a spoon to help get the bacon caramel goodness out of the bottom of the muffin tin, and just spread over the gooey part of the roll. 

I hope that these become a tradition in your home, as they are in mine!




Saturday, January 26, 2013

Bacon and Pigskin


As the countdown begins for Super Bowl XLVII, most homes are gearing up to root for their favorite team.  But if you are like me, you’re really more interested in the “other” most important parts of the game: the ads and the food.  I went to school for Marketing, so I love watching what companies come up with to snag your attention in their $3.7 million dollar promo spots (that’s roughly $90,000 a second people).   It’s Oscar night for Commercials.  Company’s putting their best foot forward in hopes that you, the consumer, will watch them rather than change the channel or leave the room for a beer or a bathroom break.

There doesn’t seem to be a sure-fire formula for creating the best ad campaign, but the main guidelines for appealing to the masses include computer animation, celebrities, babies, sex appeal, humor and bacon.  Last Year Jack in the Box had a wildly popular “Marry Bacon” commercial that was listed as one of the best Super Bowl Commercials of 2012.  Never discount the selling power of bacon!

Let’s do a recap of some of the best Bacon Commercials out there: 
So even though we have a week or so until the big game, I thought I’d get a jump start on the Bacony Goodness that goes into the Super Bowl.  Plus, I’m considerate enough to give you time to shop, so you can make these delicious treats.  Here’s a list of some of my favorite Bacon Appetizers.  All pre-tested and Libby approved!  You can be the hero at your Super Bowl Party!  Bring them bacon! 


(Pictured Above:  Bacon Pretzel Rolos and Super Bowl Bacon Almonds)

Super Bowl Bacon Almonds

(My husband said he could eat these with a spoon…deliciously sweet and salty.  You need to make this.)

2 strips of bacon
2 cups (16 oz) of pre-roasted almonds, unsalted
1 cup dry roasted peanuts, unsalted
1 ½  tsps honey
Salt and pepper to taste

Place the bacon in a frying pan and cook until crispy. Set aside to drain on a paper towel. Place the almonds in a bowl and pour in the bacon grease from the pan. Stir to coat the almonds and then put them on a cookie sheet. Bake for 5-7 minutes at 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

Meanwhile, combine honey, salt and pepper in a separate bowl. Pour the roasted almonds into a brown paper bag, fold the top of the bag over, and shake to remove excess bacon grease. Then, pour the nuts into a mixing bowl. Crumble the bacon and add it to the nuts. Add in the honey mixture and stir to combine. Place the nuts in a mixing bowl. (Makes 2 cups.)

Bacon-Wrapped Smokies

¾ pounds of bacon (approx 10 slices)
1 lb package of smokes sausages (I like to use Hillshire Farms)
2/3 cup brown sugar
¼ cup maple syrup
¼ tsp pepper

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Cut bacon slices in half. Fry bacon in large pan until some of the fat is rendered but the bacon is still pliable; do not let bacon get crisp.

Cool bacon 5 minutes on paper towels then wrap each sausage with a piece of the precooked bacon. Roll each little bundle in brown sugar, fasten with a toothpick, and place on wire rack. Place rack in 13" x 9" baking pan lined with foil.

Drizzle maple syrup over the sausages and sprinkle with pepper. Bake 25-35 minutes until sausages are hot and bacon is crisp. Remove rack from pan and cool sausage bundles 4-5 minutes before serving. (Serves 8)


Bacon Pretzel Rolos

(Something I think that you could survive on for the rest of your life.  Takes Turtles to a new level.  Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Bacon Turltles!)

Mini Pretzels (I like the square ones)
Rolo Candies
1 pound of bacon

Preheat oven to 250 degrees Fahrenheit.  In a frying pan, fry up that bacon until it’s only slightly cooked.  Keep in mind that you will be cooking your bacon further in the oven, so you don’t want to overcook it now.  Once cooked, remove from pan and drain bacon on a paper towel.  Chop the bacon up into pieces, about the size of the pretzel.

On a lined cookie sheet (I use parchment paper or aluminum foil), line up the pretzels as you would cookies, layer with a piece of bacon and then top if with a Rolo Candy.  Bake in the oven at 250 degrees for 10-15 minutes.  Keep an eye on the candy, as you do NOT want to burn them.  When they are done, take them out and let them cool and harden. You might want to finish these off in the fridge to cool completely.


Bacon-Stuffed Mushrooms

2 to 2 ½ dozen medium whole white mushrooms
8 strips of bacon, diced
2 tsp parsley
¼ cup parmesan cheese
1 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs or Italian seasoned Panko bread crumbs
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
½ tsp oregano

Remove the stems from mushrooms, finely chop half of the stems and set aside.  Discard the rest.  In a sauté pan over med-med high heat, sauté the bacon strips until crisp.  Strain off some of the fat (save it for other recipes!), then add the chopped stems.  Sauté on med heat for 2-3 minutes.  Remove from heat.  Stir in the rest of the ingredients.

 Preheat oven to 425 degrees.  Fill mushroom heads with stuffing mixture, and place on a greased (I like to use a light coating of olive oil) baking pan.  Heat in oven for 12-15 minutes.  Top of stuffing should be crispy to the touch.

Bacon-Wrapped Cheddar-Stuffed Tater Tots

(This is an altered version of a recipe my cousin Mandy gave me.  Had to take it to the next level by adding the cheese.)

24 partially defrosted tater tots
12 slices of bacon, cut in half
24 small chunks of Cheddar Cheese

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil.  Lay a slice of bacon down and place a tater tot in the center.  With a sharp knife, gently make a slit in the center of the tot, being careful not to cut all the way thru.  Insert a piece of cheese.  Wrap bacon tightly around the surface of the tot and secure with a toothpick.  Place on baking sheet.

Bake about 15 minutes, until the bacon is crispy and the tots are crispy on the ends, and appear to be cooked through.  Serve immediately. (Makes 24 tots)


Congrats to whoever wins the Super Bowl.  Be the hero at your next Super Bowl party and bring the bacon!